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WELCOME TO

Jurassic Jackass

The Uffizi Museum of Dysfunction

Home to Florence's finest exhibits: Renaissance art, Tuscan sunsets, and one avoidant man who behaved like a prehistoric emotional support lizard.

Where It All Began

Jurassic Jackass was born here, after realizing my love life had enough material for its own museum wing. From IKEA-related meltdowns to disappearing acts worthy of a magician with a head injury, this place archives it all.

If you've ever dated a man who treats affection like a natural disaster alert…

Congrats. Grab a map.You belong here.

satire memoir about emotional immaturity

Read the Book That Started the Museum

Laugh. Cringe. Identify artifacts from your own ex. Return to the gift shop emotionally changed.

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